Corrupt a Wish

`Roze`

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In this game you grant a wish above you but corrupt it and then you make a wish of your own.

Instructions:
Corrupt the wish above you. For Example:
Person a: I wish I could fly.
Person b: Granted, but when you fly, you'll fly naked.
And then go on to make another wish of your own.

I'll start.

I wish I didn't have to work today.
 

Sevs

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Granted, but when you stay at home, you'll have to listen to hardcore techno all day long.

I wish I could play The Sims as a full time job.
 

`Roze`

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Granted, but your sims constantly die from getting stuck in walls.

I wish my basement was magically organized by itself. xD
 

Sevs

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Lol is that even a thing xD

Granted, but everything would be organized by color and hang from the ceiling.

I wish I had a puppy.  :beg:
 

learenn

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Aw I kinda feel bad corrupting this one.

Granted, but the puppy will be as big as a car. (Just imagine cleaning up after it...)

I wish I was good at cooking.
 

`Roze`

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Hanging from the ceiling?? How odd.

It would be like Clifford the Big Red Dog?? xD

And Granted, but everything you cook has to contain ketchup.

I wish it was the weekend again.
 

Sevs

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Thought it would be annoying to navigate through xD

Lol I love ketchup though! So I don't think I'd mind so much :p

~Granted, but you'd sleep the entire weekend away like sleeping beauty.
 

`Roze`

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^ You forgot to add a wish!!!

and that'd suck  :depressed:
 

Sevs

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Ooh!! Whoops  :ack:

I wish my hair would never get greasy!

lol yeah it would!!  :shock:
 

Roado Rolla

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Granted, but now it's so dry that it just shrivels up and falls of

I wish I was smart enough to apply concepts of calculus to physics
 

`Roze`

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granted by now you can't look at anything without seeing math concepts all over the place which would prob cause you to have an eternal headache.

I wish there were more hours in the day!  :wait:
 

Lena

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Granted, but everyone else get the same additional hours making higher expectations normal.

I wish I could teleport myself.
 

Sevs

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Granted, but every time you teleported you'd become bigger (enlarge and eventually become a giant).

I wish my thesis would write itself!  :squeee:
 

Roado Rolla

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Granted. Now it's some cheap-ass thesis and it sucks

I wish my hair wouldn't keep getting all ruffled (I have shoulder length, for context) whenever I do literally anything.
 

Sevs

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Granted, but now you can't taste anything anymore.

I wish it would never rain when I go outside!
 

Mussu

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Granted but it would be drought all over and you won't be able to quelch your thirst.

I wish I could become tall
 

Sevs

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Granted, Now you'll bump your head on every door you enter.

I wish I had a job.
 
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